toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

sunflowermoons:

the virgin english speakers saying “cheese” when taking a picture vs the chad spanish speakers saying “whisky”

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

kairikazu05:

Forgot upload it yesterday

Happy odaiba day!!!

umbramemeblog:

shoutout to girls hugging monsters gotta be one of my favorite genders ever

celerymoondesigns:

Gales of song, guide me through the storm.

Cosplayer: @celerymoondesigns

📷 acousticaphotog

bonfirefighter:

Mamoru Hosoda is the ONLY director I trust to make films with fights between digital avatars in a nebulous cyberspace world with red lineart and great animation

orcagami:

odaiba day!

screamingay:

genderoutlaws:

genderoutlaws:

that old butch les survey where one of the Qs was like “who is your butch role model?” n most of the butches answers was jst gay men. like soooo tru besties

this oneee, from Dagger: On Butch Women

peak solidarity! god i love being gay